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Gotta Love Those Italians!

It's not very often you find an Italian web site that sells caskets and uses such interesting methods of advertising. To see what I mean, just check out the photos linked to at the bottom of the page, under the heading Cofani funebri e fascino. 

http://www.cofanifunebri.it/la%20produzione.htm

I hope no one takes offense to the risqué nature of the photos. It's all in good fun! 

Gotta Love Those Italians!

Reply #1 –
very macabre, very amusing! 

Gotta Love Those Italians!

Reply #2 –
What a way to go. We should all be so lucky. 

Gotta Love Those Italians!

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Gotta Love Those Italians!

Reply #4 –
I found this site when looking for a German band called Creamatory:

http://www.allcrem.com/

This is somewhat spooky:

The ALL Model 4000 - The High Performance Cremator

Designed for the high volume facility
• Completes a cremation every 60 to 80 minutes
• Operates continuously 24 hours a day
• Equipped with ALL's automatic insertion machine

The ALL 4000 cremator establishes new standards in production and performance. It features an automatic loader and a rear clean-out for rapid removal of cremated remains. A large post combustion secondary chamber with a residence time in excess of two seconds ensures improved combustion of exhaust gases resulting in lower emission levels. An Emission Control System continuously monitors the clarity of the exhaust gases and automatically takes corrective action for a smokeless and odorless operation. An optional PC Control System is available for even greater operating efficiency.

Gotta Love Those Italians!

Reply #5 –
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It's not very often you find an Italian web site that sells caskets and uses such interesting methods of advertising. To see what I mean, just check out the photos linked to at the bottom of the page, under the heading Cofani funebri e fascino. 

http://www.cofanifunebri.it/la%20produzione.htm

I hope no one takes offense to the risqué nature of the photos. It's all in good fun! 

Do they come with the casket?

Gotta Love Those Italians!

Reply #6 –
lol, what a way to go underground.  love the stile impero. 

Gotta Love Those Italians!

Reply #7 –
Oh man they are so lame!  I mean, how desperate can you get??..
Or maybe they aren't and are just psychos or something.

Gotta Love Those Italians!

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Oh man they are so lame!  I mean, how desperate can you get??..
Or maybe they aren't and are just psychos or something.

...what do you mean with 'they'?

Could be only my weird thinking, but it sounded racist to me...

Gotta Love Those Italians!

Reply #9 –
What the hell??!
RACIST??....
They, the company, the sellers. Man, nobody ever told me something i said sounded racist, this sucks.

Gotta Love Those Italians!

Reply #10 –
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What the hell??!
RACIST??....
They, the company, the sellers. Man, nobody ever told me something i said sounded racist, this sucks.

Well, now one did

...but it's clear now I missunderstood you. Glad to see that clarified now.

Gotta Love Those Italians!

Reply #11 –
Hhhmmm..I wonder if the price includes a beautiful woman, too??? 

Gotta Love Those Italians!

Reply #12 –
...and a screensaver too!

Gotta Love Those Italians!

Reply #13 –
what there do they enter the coffins with the sexy calendars?
[ Commodore 64 Forever...! ]

Gotta Love Those Italians!

Reply #14 –
I'm gonna buy one right now 
Doesn't matter that I'm just 21--I can enjoy it / them all the better right now