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I'm weird

Damn! people are always saying I'm weird because:

- I'm a metal-head, but I don't wear a lot of black clothing.
- I lift weights, but I don't wear tight show-off clothes.
- Out of all the people I know, I eat the healthiest, but I'm also a novice pastry chef.
- I think the most humble profession is barber, but I rarely go get my hair cut.
- I always get an urge to wash my car a day before it rains.
- My friends think I'm nuts because I think Monty Python's Flying Circus it the funniest show ever. (Maybe because most of my friends don't understand english, much less Brit english).
we was young an' full of beans

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My friends think I'm nuts because I think Monty Python's Flying Circus it the funniest show ever. (Maybe because most of my friends don't understand english, much less Brit english).
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Monty Python's Flying Circus IS the funniest show ever! 

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ROTFLMAO - I can hardly imagine folks in Baja finding Monty Python funny.  Great tacos in that town, but you need a plowman's lunch and a beer for Monty Python.

Hasta luega, vato mio.   
Nov schmoz kapop.

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Definitely: The most humble profession is shoe seller!

- Greetings from Al

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Definitely: The most humble profession is shoe seller!
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I was one of those when I worked for a retail store many eons ago in my teen years. It's all good and fine until someone comes in that desperately needs a foot bath machine, and a proper declawing.

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I was one of those when I worked for a retail store many eons ago in my teen years. It's all good and fine until someone comes in that desperately needs a foot bath machine, and a proper declawing.
poor fellow (both of you).

and now to something completely different... #345... the larch.
albatross anyone?
Nothing but a Heartache - Since I found my Baby ;)

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I used to believe I was weird. Now it worries me somewhat that I might be too normal.

*shrug*

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From the Spam episode:

Mr. Bun: What have you got, then?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; or Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Mrs. Bun: Have you got anything without spam in it?
we was young an' full of beans

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I used to believe I was weird. Now it worries me somewhat that I might be too normal.
I generally find that the truely weird people don't realise that they are weird.  They think everyone else is simply unfathomable.

Therefore, it is possible you have simply achieved weirdo nirvana.


I wonder if there is a greeting card for this achievement.  Most likely.
I'm on a horse.

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A general rule of thumb is that if you think you are crazy, you aren't.  The real crazies do not think they are.  They think the other folks are.  Mmm-hmm.   
Nov schmoz kapop.

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I used to believe I was weird. Now it worries me somewhat that I might be too normal.

*shrug*
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Dude, you are weird. Every person that I tell about you says that, too.

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The part of other people calling me weird is OK. What made my brow raise is, why are you going around talking about me to other people? :B

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I hope I will not be thought of as weird... but I sincerely and truthfully, under oath if I must, think that this thread deserves a link in the HA-wiki-page-for-enshrining-the-wacky-threads...

Uh, hold on, I can't seem to find that page...

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The part of other people calling me weird is OK. What made my brow raise is, why are you going around talking about me to other people? :B
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Because I can.  And happy birthday, by the way (even though it's still a few hours left in Brazil, it's 13th here already )!

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Sebastian and Roberto, I propose TOS#15: Users should refrain from initiating, and taking part in Brokeback(ish) situations. Violators will... (in the works)
we was young an' full of beans

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iam sure we all agree that Rjamorim has the weirdest haircut thought
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iam sure we all agree that Rjamorim has the weirdest haircut thought
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A little longer and it shoud be in Donald Trump territory.
we was young an' full of beans

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Weird - "Of, relating to, or suggestive of the preternatural or supernatural.
Of a strikingly odd or unusual character; strange. "

Me too.

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Weird is a relative state - as the weirdness level in a given space rises, it shifts the perception of weird towards the norm.  Therefore, given an unlimited supply of weird, one could skew reality as we know it, possibly for Evil Deeds...


...or maybe just to meet girls...
voted 'Most likely to veer your thread' three straight years!

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If your truely wierd(and I'm not sure that is anything to take pride of because there is no glamore in sorrow) that is a curse you will bear all your life, but if it makes you rich and famous then you will be 'unique and ecentric'.
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iam sure we all agree that Rjamorim has the weirdest haircut thought
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HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY MANLY LATINO MANE????